witty Antonyms

stewpid as dumb as a doorknob as dumb as a box of rocks as dumb as a bag of hammers funny as a crutch as funny as a crutch slow on the uptake unfunny feather-brained dumb as a box of rocks cack-handed as dumb as a doornail as dumb as a post as dumb as a sack of hammers baboso ass-headed as thick as mince as exciting as watching paint dry not fun as thick as champ as thick as a plank as thick as a brick as dumb as dirt as dumb as an ox blathering big-mouthed unamusing doleful circumlocutional circuitous chubby boring bombastic black babbling austere asinine dull dull-witted fatuous akamai circumlocutionary circumlocutious witless slow-witted silly serious humorless grave gloomy