Sometimes a Cigar Is Just a Cigar. Sigmund Freud
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. Steve Allen
My mother smokes that crack like a cigar / She had a good time at it / She jacks my brother for dope money / She does this by threatening him with a Smith and Wesson. Wesley Willis
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. Chuck Jones
Only men with thick lips should smoke a cigar. Mexican Proverb