Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen
I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny. Coco Chanel
English is the product of a Norman warrior trying to make a date with an Anglo-saxon bar-maid, and as such is no more legitimate than any of the other products of that conversation. H. Beam Piper
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. Mary Ellen Chase
He has fallen off the donkey, but has found a date. Persian Proverb
Swallow a date with its stone. Chinese Proverb