The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs. Princess Margaret
The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies. Tom Robbins
And anyway, who wears a tiara on a jungle gym? Sheryl Sandberg