A man who will misuse an apostrophe is capable of anything. Con Houlihan
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. Robert Webb
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson