People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters. Mike Myers
I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go to hell, it will be a small closet with a telephone in it, and I will be doomed and destined for eternity to return phone calls. Drew Barrymore
In hell, all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you. Judy Horacek