as much use as a chocolate fireguard

Meaning

as much use as a chocolate fireguard

(simile, humorous) Useless; pointless.
Synonym: useful as a chocolate teapot

Source: en.wiktionary.org

Synonyms

sisyphean

Words in the phrase

as much use a chocolate fireguard

Close letter words and terms

as much as possible as much fun as a barrel of monkeys as much sinning as sinned against as much use as a chocolate teapot as naked as a jaybird as naked as at birth