1. assplant - Noun
2. assplant - Verb
assplant (plural assplants)
(Canada, US, slang) An unintentional landing on one's buttocks.
assplant (third-person singular simple present assplants, present participle assplanting, simple past and past participle assplanted)
(Canada, US, slang) To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally).
I assplanted in the parking lot.