I would be a terrible person to be in a relationship with because I'm either sleeping or at the theater. Haley Joel Osment
I smile so much at the theater my face hurts when I leave. Heather Matarazzo
I'm always trying to convince myself there's something important about what I do. But some peoples' lives are really altered by a night at the theater. Jennifer Damiano
I do not understand those who spend hours at the theater watching scenes between people whom they would not listen to for five minutes in real life. Natalie Clifford Barney
We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own. Groucho Marx
You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Joss Whedon