If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs. Kurt Cobain
Several children present me with scraps of paper for autographs obviously don't know who I am and don't care. I sign Jackie Collins and they go away quite content. Robertson Davies
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Kinky Friedman
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. Fred Allen
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Ephraim Zimbalist Jr. (243) George Carlin
I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you! Avril Lavigne