Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Woody Allen
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. Jack Paar
Why should people pay good money to go out and see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing. Samuel Goldwyn
My father was sleepless most of his life. So by the age of five, I was awake with him all night long, watching bad television or we'd lie in the same bed, and I'd read my comic books while he read his latest spy or mystery novel. Sherman Alexie