People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness. David Brooks
Being a living legend is such a precarious livelihood. It's like being a bar of soap in a shower which doesn't have any water in it. John Cale
I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo. Laurence Fox
Apparently unaffected, she rose. "Yeah, you're probably right. I should be going." She feigned a yawn. "You've gotta head back to work and I've gotta head to jail. Big night for me. I'm planning to shiv someone for a bar of soap. Kresley Cole
It's like a bar of soap in the bathtub - you have it in your hand until you hold on too tight. Michael Jackson
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Don Rickles