Noun
an implement used in baseball by the batter
Source: WordNetFor years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat. George Carlin
If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing. Eliezer Yudkowsky
Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. Irvine Welsh
Vester: You say you'd rather not talk to liberals at all? Coulter: I think a baseball bat is the most effective way these days. Ann Coulter
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' Robin Williams
A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how many thousands of smiles had been aimed at me? so why did this one feel like the first? Jerry Spinelli