Noun
beached whale (plural beached whales)
(derogatory, slang) Someone especially large and unpleasant to look at
I wanted to do something creatively, having been a beached whale for many months and nursing my daughter. Tori Amos
I attempt to surf. Im not as good as anyone else in the water. Im more like a beached whale. I just hang out on my board. I can ride, but I get too nervous unless I go with my boyfriend or my trainer. There are too many burly men out there! Olesya Rulin