For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions. Anthony Bourdain
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry
It had, perhaps, not been a very edifying life. On the booze in England, in India, in Malaya... And then a couple of gins for breakfast and then the first beers of the day in a kedai ... He had been driven out of that Eden...because of his sinful desire to taste what was forbidden. Anthony Burgess
I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance. Michael Flatley
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' Justine Bateman
Don't buy beers to have friends. Malawi Proverb