I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with. P. J. O'Rourke
A monkey makes fun of the red behinds of his fellow monkeys. Japanese Proverb
Those who live together cannot hide their behinds from each other. Namibian Proverb
Nah, more like him and his korrupt kremlin kronies took the constitution (and their constitutional "oaths") to wipe their smelly sewage behinds with it. Source: Internet
Circular Head managed only two behinds in the second stanza as the hosts kicked a further five goals. Source: Internet
They’ve redacted large portions of documents that turned out to have nothing to do with national security but appear to have had plenty to do with covering their behinds. Source: Internet