blow job
Noun
Meaning
blow job (plural blow jobs)
Alternative spelling of blowjob
Synonyms
Examples
All I can say is this: either every single member of that army had been promised a blow job of the Gods as soon as they got their queen back, or the Greeks invented brainwashing. (On the Greeks and the Trojan War, 31 May 2004)
For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
All I can say is this: either every single member of that army had been promised a blow job of the Gods as soon as they got their queen back, or the Greeks invented brainwashing.
Compare this with the fact that after Newt Gingrich and his merry band of exemplary Republican patriots spent literally years trying to derail the Clinton Administration, the best they could come up with was Clinton lying about a blow job.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has become her own publicist, Nicki Minaj is giving ups to my immigrant parents, and Iggy Azalea speaks to the power of a good blow job.
Here’s a napkin someone wrote on for me: “I will give you a blow job on your break, so sexy!