In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Groucho Marx
Widows are far better than brides. They don't tell, they won't yell, they don't swell, they rarely smell, and they're grateful as hell. Robert A. Heinlein
It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers... Peter Cook
Let girls be girls and not brides. Desmond Tutu
The first film I can remember seeing on TV was 'The Brides of Dracula.' I was instantly hooked. Mark Gatiss
Brides and mothers-in-law are like dogs and monkeys. Japanese Proverb