If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. Lenny Bruce
I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society. Henry David Thoreau
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." Robin Williams
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. Romanian Proverb
Chairs sink and stools rise. Portuguese Proverb
Rocking chairs make long-tailed cats uneasy. Mexican Proverb