There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. Katharine Whitehorn
I don't drink any coffee or take any drugs and I don't smoke cigarettes and I don't eat sugar and I don't take any medicine at all. I eat a lot of fish, vegetables, and I stay away from starches. Vincent Gallo
We don't piss in your ashtrays, So please don't throw cigarettes in our urinals. Kurt Vonnegut
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man! Denis Leary
Ah! American cigarettes are like the American soul - sweet and light. Hans Frank
If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. Loni Anderson