1. cockeyed - Adjective
2. cockeyed - Adjective Satellite
very drunk
so unreasonable as to invite derision
turned or twisted toward one side
Source: WordNetThere's a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch; There's a little hot cross bun that's turning green; There's a double-jointed woman doing tricks in Chu-Chin-Chow, And you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. Billy Bennett
I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative. Betty White
the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework Source: Internet
that's a cockeyed idea Source: Internet
ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer Source: Internet
a contribution so small as to be laughable Source: Internet