My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. Henny Youngman
I developed a passion for the Middle Ages the same way some people develop a passion for coconuts. Umberto Eco
The hell with the human race!” said Beatrice. "You're a member of it, you know,” said Rumfoord. "Then I'd like to put in for a transfer to the chimpanzees!” said Beatrice. "No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. Kurt Vonnegut
If you had teeth of steel, you could eat iron coconuts. Senegalese Proverb
Eat coconuts while you have teeth. Senegalese Proverb
The brotherhood of coconuts is a meeting in the cook-in pot. Swahili Proverb