Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero. David R. Ellis
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. Huey Long
I do play football no-holds-barred. Any edge I can get, I'll take. I'd grab a face mask only in a fit of anger. Uncontrolled anger is damn near insane. Joe Greene