Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker. P. C. Cast
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way." Mitch Hedberg
As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick. Charlaine Harris