The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Oscar Levant
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words abortion or tax cuts pass their lips. Ann Coulter
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx
The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it. P. J. O'Rourke
You know, the Democrats want to balance the budget by raising spending and raising taxes. The Soviet Union had a balanced budget. Tom DeLay
There are a lot of bad Republicans; there are no good Democrats. Ann Coulter