In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them. Maurice de Vlaminck
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner
America enjoys the best health care in the world, but the best is no good if folks can't afford it, access it and doctor's can't provide it. Bill Frist
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures in the doctor's book. Irish Proverb
The earth will cover the doctor's mistakes. Ukrainian Proverb
The priest's friend loses his faith, the doctor's his health, and the lawyer's his fortune. Italian Proverb