When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa
I think a beautiful product that doesn't work very well is ugly. Jonathan Ive
A lot of parents tell their children that if they want to be an actor, that's fine, but they should do something else first, so they've got something to fall back on. It doesn't work like that, as far as I'm concerned. Ewan McGregor
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work. George Carlin
Authority doesn't work without prestige, or prestige without distance. Charles de Gaulle