I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields
If in thirst you drink water from a cup, you see God in it. Those who are not in love with God will see only their own faces in it. Rumi
Don't sign a paper without reading it, or drink water without seeing it. Spanish Proverb
Drink water like an ox, wine like the king of Spain. Italian Proverb
In a piranha infested river, monkeys drink water using a straw. Portuguese Proverb