My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. Mark Twain
There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is: How does he survive? The answer is: He eats dates from the calendar and drinks water from the springs of the bed. Kurt Vonnegut
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. Robin Williams
The potter drinks water from a broken jug. Afghan Proverb
He who only drinks water does not get drunk. Irish Proverb
The cow drinks water and it turns to milk; the snake drinks water and it turns to poison. Japanese Proverb