drunk as a cunt

drunk as a lord tight as a tick drunk as a fiddler drunk as a skunk drunk as a sow drunk as a piper drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as Chloe drunk as an owl drunk as David's sow pissed as a newt pissed as a fart full as a goog drunk as a fiddler's bitch

drunk drunk and disorderly drunk as a boiled owl drunk as a fiddler drunk as a fiddler's bitch drunk as a lord