And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love. Donald Barthelme
Love is like liquor, the drunker and more impotent you are, the stronger and smarter you think yourself and the surer you are of your rights. Louis-Ferdinand Céline
Lessee... he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. Terry Pratchett
The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was. Chuck Klosterman