There iz only one good substitute for the endearments ov a sister, and that iz the endearments ov sum other pheller's sister. Josh Billings
Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn) Sherrilyn Kenyon
The human race tends to remember the abuses to which it has been subjected rather than the endearments. What's left of kisses? Wounds, however, leave scars. Bertolt Brecht