EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! Dylan Moran
I suppose that the main benefit of being rich (over just being independent) is to be able to despise rich people (a good concentration of whom you find in glitzy ski resorts) without any sour grapes. It is even sweeter when these farts don't know that you are richer than they are. Nassim Nicholas Taleb
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. Carl Barron
Every man likes the smell of his own farts. Icelandic Proverb
He who has an ass, farts. Corsican Proverb
Accidental farts must be hidden by coughing. Finnish Proverb