i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. Rick Riordan
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on fire hydrants. Margaret Atwood
[German head coach Uwe Krupp] is asking his guys to basically be fire hydrants and they're getting peed on right now. Mike Milbury