It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. Uma Thurman
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim. Wilford Brimley
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Megan Fox