I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. Marc Forgione
If you think you are enlightened; go home for Thanksgiving. Ram Dass
I make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can't tell the difference. Christian Serratos
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. George Carlin