Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. Augusten Burroughs
I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. Danny Bonaduce
If I have a problem, stuff's going through my head, I feel like using, I usually go and talk to my dad... I decided to get sober a lot younger than he did. He first tried to get sober when he was like 32, I believe. Jack Osbourne