Noun
(slang, vulgar) The external female genitalia with an unshaven mons veneris.
Synonyms: fur burger, fur pie; see also Thesaurus:vulva
I don't mind munching on her hair pie except when I have to stop to pull her hairs off my tongue.
(slang, vulgar) Cunnilingus.
Synonyms: see Thesaurus:oral sex