I am happy to report that in the war between reality and romance, reality is not the stronger. John Steinbeck
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless. James Broughton
I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched. Greg Kinnear
I'm happy to report that 'The New Press' is still in business to this day. But not thanks to me. I was a really bad publishing intern. Lev Grossman
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space. Tom Bodett