1. hatch, match, and dispatch - Noun
2. hatch, match, and dispatch - Verb
hatch, match, and dispatch (plural hatches, matches, and dispatches)
The major milestones of a person's life: birth, marriage, and death.
hatch, match, and dispatch (third-person singular simple present hatches, matches, and dispatches, present participle hatching, matching, and dispatching, simple past and past participle hatched, matched, and dispatched)
(slang) To preside over the ceremonies surrounding birth and naming, marriage, and funerals or memorial services.