have I got news for you
(rhetorical, often humorous or ironic) Used to announce a fact of which the addressee was, or appeared to be, ignorant.
You think your neighbours are noisy? Well, have I got news for you: I've been living next door to a nightclub for six years.
There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You. Ian Hislop