I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson
Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do. Bradley Whitford
My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. Carol Vorderman
There is no justification for having an affair. Shanola Hampton
Divorce is never easy, but it's even more painful when you find out your husband is having an affair with a beautiful model fifteen years younger than you. Alana Stewart
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead. Judith Viorst