Arithmetic must be discovered in just the same sense in which Columbus discovered the West Indies, and we no more create numbers than he created the Indians. Bertrand Russell
God has made man a cosmopolite. He created seas for ships to glide on, the wind to push them, and the stars to guide them even in darkest night. José Rizal
I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks. Paul Rudnick
God is not without sins: He created the world. Bulgarian Proverb
God wanted to punish mankind, so he created lawyers. Russian Proverb
God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Jewish Proverb