1. hockey - Noun
2. Hockey - Proper noun
A game in which two parties of players, armed with sticks curved or hooked at the end, attempt to drive any small object (as a ball or a bit of wood) toward opposite goals.
The stick used by the players.
Source: Webster's dictionaryHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick. Sarah Palin
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. Faina Ranevskaya
I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield
I was in the hockey team in school, played football. One of the challenges for me was to make the team feel better. It helped me evolve, so batting at different positions was never a problem. Rahul Dravid
You can't make a hockey team without breaking a few legs. Canadian Proverb