I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. Warren Buffett
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years. Warren Buffett
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me. Mickey Rooney
Cheat me with the price, but not with the goods I buy. Spanish Proverb