Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' Rodney Dangerfield
I just do art because I'm ugly and there's nothing else for me to do. Andy Warhol
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. Yogi Berra
With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails. Lisa Marie Presley
Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly. Eminem