The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin
I talk to myself through the computer. I ask myself questions, leave things to be looked at again, things that you would do with a notepad. It turns out today that it's much better today to do with a personal computer rather than a notepad. Seymour Cray
Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious. Steven Wright
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience. Dorothy Parker
I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it. Laurell K. Hamilton
They carved your name into a stone and then they put it in the ground. I run my fingers through the grooves when no one's around, Drink till I'm sick and I talk to myself in the dog days of the summer. Then I feel you coming but I don't know how... Ryan Adams