If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx
I would be happy to accept asylum, political asylum, in India - a nation I love. In return, I will bring Mayawati a range of the finest British footwear. Julian Assange
I have dual citizenship; I would be happy to go to England. I would be very happy to go to America. John McAfee
I would be happy to have a gay child. He would be a Boy Scout, and he would teach all the other Boy Scouts how to build a fire with two sticks and a back-handed compliment. Margaret Cho
There's not enough money in the world to get me singing 'Because We Want To' again. I wouldn't do it. I think Beyonce Knowles got a couple of million for a private show but I would be happy to turn it down. Billie Piper
Now I have new stories and I feel refreshed. There is talk of Bobby's World eventually coming back. I would be happy to do that. Howie Mandel