I hate pockets in trousers ... By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there. Freddie Mercury
Daniel Webster struck me much like a steam-engine in trousers. Sydney Smith
I live in jeans and own a lot of them. I'm much more comfortable in trousers and T-shirts, and I don't often wear dresses. Hayley Mills
Booze warms up as much as pee in trousers. Finnish Proverb