When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got. Henry Rollins
Praying is another way of singing. You plant in the tree the soul of lemons. You plant in the gardens the spirit of roses. Dannie Abse
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for. Cassandra Clare
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. Scott Adams
sell beets/apples as lemons. Dutch Proverb
Fifty lemons are a load for one person, but for fifty persons they are perfume. Ethiopian Proverb